Sunday, March 15, 2009

Hoodie and the maid

Hoodie has been missing for a while. This is happening more often lately. And then when he does come swaggering back into the room, he's got a pretty self-satisfied smile on his face. And then the maid comes stumbling in with some pretty wild-looking hair.

Look, we've all got our issues here in this bedroom and in the laundry hamper. Lord knows I'm not perfect and have my brand of dirty laundry out there. But they're just so SECRETIVE about it. When will the peons of celebrities learn that the more tight-lipped you are about a relationship or a hookup the more curious that makes other celebrity peons?

So come on Maid and Hoodie. Spill the beans. Fess up. Life will be easier if you just come out with it.

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